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"On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity Wife : ' If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?' Husband :And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?l!
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" Girl: Nice Mobile. How Much Did You Paid For it.? Boy:- I Won This in a Running Race. ... Girl:- How Many People Participated in The Race? Boy:- "Mobile Owner, Police & Me" !
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"RESULT ME AGAR ACHE MARKS AAYE TO Teacher- hoshiyar baccha hay Maa- OOper wale ka shukr hy Papa- aakhir beta kiska hay. DOST- chal party karte hai. RESULT AGAR BURA AAYE TO: Teacher- padhai mein dhyan hi nai tha Maa- aag lage iske mobile ko Papa- Gaarii(car) ki key wapis de!! DOST- Tension na le, meri bhi suppli aayi ha..Chal party karte h. MORAL: sab rishte badal jate h dost kbi ni badalte!
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""While in a Drug Store" Mr. Bean:- I'd Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk:- Sir, Vitamin A, B or C? ... Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The Alphabet Yet.!
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" →Never KISS a lady police She will say → HANS UP →Never KISS a ladydoctor, She will say → NEXT PLEASE →Always KISS a lady teacher She will say, REPEAT IT FIVE TIMES........lolz!
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"Teacher : Pyaar ho Jaata hai ya fir karna padta hai ? . . ...Boy : Ladki Sunder ho or Scooty par ho to ho jaata hai.. . . Badsoorat ho or Mercedes me ho to karna padta hai!
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"Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. ......... After 2 years, Only doll.. After 5 years, :. . . . Dolly (of Bigboss )!
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Student: CNG Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Chaudry Nawaz Guljar !
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